Monday, January 09, 2006

New Feature

I'm introducing a new feature today. This will be a semi-regular feature of Nob Central that allows me to make succinct, consumable commentary instead of full scale rants. Without further ado:


The kickoff.

Claim: The New York Giants are going to the Super Bowl
ICBS: Maybe next year.

(Sorry, just getting warmed up.)

Claim: Democrats took money from Jack Abramoff.
ICBS: Nope. Took money from Native American tribes, but not Abramoff. See here.

Claim: Publishing the story about secret wiretapps helped Al Quida.
ICBS: Terrorists are smart enough to know they're always under wiretaps.

Claim: Alito is neutral politically, with quality character.
ICBS: Alito is a conservative hackola who would roll back civil rights, abortion, etc with a strict constitutionalist view.

Claim: Charges against Texas Rep Tom DeLay are politically motivated.
ICBS: Nine, Republican judges upheld the charges, sending the Bugman to trial.

Claim: 60% of what Bill O'Reilly says is false.
ICBS: Actually, 95% of what O'Reilly says is false.

Claim: The US was well prepared for the Iraqi invasion.
ICBS: Actually, merely providing body armor could have prevented thousands of casualties.

More to come.


Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

I like the feature. I look forward to more ICBS ICBMs.

2:05 PM  

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