Finally, an answer

I don't know about y'all, but ever since pundit annoying-aire Arianna Huffington asked, "If Jesus were alive today, what kind of car would he drive?" I've wondered what would he choose. Would it be a yuppie-mobile like a Saab? Would it be a hybrid electric car that, while did not release CO2 when driving, was powered by fossil fuels via battery recharge (coal fired power plants), and threatened to contaminate the groundwater with mercury when the battery expired and was improperly dealt with by the sanitation authorities? Or would he just say screw it and get an H2?

Well, as Jesse Jackson once quipped, "the question is moot!" He wouldn't drive, at least not in the US, because he'd be denied a liscence.

"Christ is not speaking to the media at this time."