Go John Kerry, Go

It's official. John Kerry just won the election. Of course I'm speaking of my beloved and grevious Washington Redskins (it's always about the Redskins). They lost tonight. Why does that matter? Because since the Skins moved to DC, every time they've lost the Sunday before the election, the Democrats have won. Every time they win, the Republicans win. So, there you have it. JFK, next president. Thank God.

(But while you're at it God, can you please see the Skins through to victory next week???)